05/28/13
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Sailors, Sangria & Wet T-shirts

On May 28, 2013, the weather was looking really bad again like yesterday.  Ivan and I packed our luggage up.  Lil Dave had a sad good-bye with his new friend Reggie the bear.  It was time to leave the cool yacht Encore.

Ivan, Lil Dave, Lee, Louise and I got into a taxi to Magaluf.  We went to Sotavento club-apartments.  Outside the pool area, we noticed lots of young British people.  The place looked very pretty and trendy inside.

Ivan and I wanted to check in, but the room wasn’t ready yet.  We filled out our paperwork.  They ask way too many questions like your address and e-mail address when you’re checking into a hostel or hotel.  I’m not sure what they do with this information.  We stored our luggage in the storage room.

Everybody was starving, so we were set on finding a restaurant as soon as possible.

We walked all along the beach to check out Nikki Beach’s menu.  I knew it would be too expensive.  Ivan complained to the hostess that it was even more expensive than the one that used to be open in Las Vegas and he thought that was expensive.  Lee got embarrassed by this since he will be coming back here.  Ivan doesn’t care what people think.  I wish I was more like that… I try to be, but I still do for some reason.

We walked back to the first restaurant since the rest of the restaurants looked alright, but nothing too special.

We sat down at The Beach Club and Ivan ordered a jug of cava sangria.  I have always loved sangria with red wine and never tried white sangria until this trip.  The cava sangria is so light and refreshing.  It’s definitely a drink for the summer.  I’m going to make it when I’m back at home.

The menu was small, but with reasonable prices.  Ivan and I each got a Skagen wrap which is a slightly sweet mayonnaise mixture with shrimp.  Ivan also had a fruit salad.  The food was so tasty.  The DJ was playing some cool lounge house music.

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Our table was right by the pool.  The Beach Club is really pretty.  It was quiet though.

There was a loud bar next door filled with young girls.  Of course, Lee and Ivan went to go check it out.  The music sounded weird like some folk music probably from these young girl’s country which we were thinking was Sweden.  The girls were really getting into the music and dancing around.  A guy who had his shirt off was wearing an Indian head thing and a lei who was standing on the tables.

It turned out they were from Sweden and probably all 18 years old.  The Terrible Twins (Ivan and Lee) were invited on their boat party at 5 pm.  But, if Louise and I wanted to go it would be 50 Euros for each of us.

Lee & Louise at The Beach Club

It was fun to chat and laugh with Lee and Louise while enjoying the lovely cava sangria.

Ivan and Lee kept saying how they’re going to go on the booze cruise with the young Swedish girls.  Louise and I were thinking they were full of it.  Louise said Yah, go ahead. I know Louise didn’t want to go on that boat with a bunch of young 18 year olds.  Although, it would be funny seeing them on the boat get even more drunk than they already are… and puking on the side of the boat.  I didn’t care what we did really.  I’m usually up for most things unless it’s skydiving or bungee jumping.

The crazy Swedish girls left a few minutes later.  Ivan and Lee left to see what was going on.

I knew they’d be back shortly.  The boys came back and said that the boat was super full, but they found a cool busy bar with a Wet T-shirt competition which was two bars down.  So, we paid our bill and headed to Mambo’s Terrace.

It was packed with Brits.  This is where all the people were!!  Lee was all excited since the Wet T-shirt was going on and apparently one was really fit (good-looking).  We grabbed a table with a good view of the stage.

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Ivan and Lee got beers while Louise and I were only allowed vodka lemonades.  I guess we had too much sangria already.

I noticed a bunch of guys dressed as sailors and figured it was a stag do (bachelor party).

A few minutes later, one of the sailors gave us a free tray of shots. He was really nice. He told us to take some and then pass it along. The shots were Sambuca.

Wet T-shirt competition girls

We kept watching the wet t-shirt competition.  The girls would give the judges (who were guys from the audience) a lap dance and then go talk to the MC.  The MC was asking questions about their life.  I’m sure the people in the bar didn’t really care where she was from or if she had a boyfriend.  After, the girl would dance on a little platform and get sprayed with water.  Most of the girls were quite rough and weren’t very pretty.  Their bodies were alright.  Louise and I thought one tall blonde girl looked like a horse.  The best girl was definitely Maya who was pretty and had a nice body.

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Louise and I were rooting for her to win.

Later, the girls had to ride the mechanical bull.  The point wasn’t about making the girl fly off. But, instead the controller was making sure the right parts were bouncing.. so it was really slow.  I think I could deal with that kind of mechanical bull ride.  Maya was quite flexible and made a great pose on the bull.

Fancy moves on the bull

The winners were announced and sadly Maya came in 2nd place.  The fit blonde bird (who wasn’t really fit at all) that Lee liked won.  I don’t know why though – she wasn’t anything special.

I just HAD to get a picture with one of the sailors who was dressed like Popeye.  I thought it was hilarious.  At this point, I was drunk and I’d talk to anybody.  When I’m sober, I can be quiet shy around people I don’t know.  The English sailors were quite funny.  The group of guys were a stag do like I thought.

Me and Popeye!

I was talking to Popeye and he looked very sober.  I told him he needed to drink more and asked where is spinach was.  He didn’t even drink the Jager bomb that the other sailor was passing out to everybody.  One guy named Sam.. he was very huggable.  He was like a teddy bear.

Me & Sam the huggy bear

I asked the English guys where they thought I was from.  I was trying to talk in an English accent since I’ve been around Ivan, Lee and Louise (who are all English) lately.. I thought I might be catching their accent.  But, they weren’t fooled and said America.  I told them my husband was English.  They asked which one and I said the one with the cat ears.  A few got excited and said Let’s go meet the husband!

I was over there talking to the sailors for awhile.  I saw one who had a lock in his ear and I told him he looked gay.  Even his picture turned out quite camp.

I went back to our table because Ivan thought I should come back.

Louise being Asian

We chatted and were thinking of going somewhere else since the bar was clearing out.

I went to the toilet and when I came out a young black man approached me.  I thought he was so cute and kept pinching his cheeks like a grandma does to her little grandson.  He said he was 31 years old and I said Oh, you must be 25 years old.  He’s probably a lot younger..now that I think about it.  He wanted to take me back to his place.  I see why Magaluf has the nickname Shagaluf.  It’s so easy to get shagged here!  I laughed and said I was married. But, that didn’t seem to deter him.  I asked him where he thought I was from.  He said London.  I was so happy about that.. since I fooled one person.  Although, it would be better to fool an English person.

We walked around to find dinner.

Lee's ready for food!

Lee really wanted to go to Godfather’s since he’s been before.  I was glad to use the free internet.  Ivan ordered the grilled sole while I got the chicken breast.  My chicken breast wasn’t anything special.. just ok.  Ivan’s sole looked huge and tasty.

We walked around Magaluf.  Ivan and I kept stopping in the souvenir shops.  I found one shop that had really funny souvenirs.  We bought a few things like a hula skirt and penis keychains.

Lee thought we should go somewhere to have a drink before we called it a night.

We went to Alex’s Bar and had a drink.  I’m so glad that we had a really fun, crazy day out.  We said bye to Lee and Louise since they were headed back to the yacht.  Ivan and I walked back to the club apartment and checked in.

We took it easy – we used the internet and had pot noodles for a late night snack before going to sleep.

05/27/13
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Driving around Mallorca

Ivan and I woke up at 11:30 am on May 27, 2013.  It was really bad weather out – overcast with black clouds looming above.  Ivan and Lee went to see if they could rent a car, so we could explore the island since the weather wasn’t good.

Lee send a text message to Louise saying that we should grab some clothes for dinner later.

We saw Ivan and Lee with a cute little dark blue car a few minutes later.  They told us to hurry since we had to get the car back at 5 pm.  Louise wasn’t sure why we needed our clothes for dinner later then.  I thought it was a bit odd that they would only rent the car for a few hours as opposed to one day, but I didn’t question it.  I usually just go with the flow.

At 1 pm, we all piled into the little car and drove off towards the mountains.  Nobody really had a definite plan of where to go.  Ivan picked up a Mallorca magazine and was reading that. Somebody read (can’t remember who) that Alcúdia was nice.

There was a cool house music CD in the car.  We played it and all the songs were so fun and good.

We were driving and saw a sign for Campanet and Lee thought we should check it out since he was driving.  It was a really small town that was too quiet.  So, we zoomed through the town and headed back to the freeway.  It was a good thing that Ivan was using his GPS, so we wouldn’t get lost.

Our next stop was Alcúdia.  We walked through the city walls which were old castle walls.

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We checked out some souvenir shops.  One shop was selling figs, nuts and apricots.

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Ivan and I tried the figs and they were tasty.  We ended up buying a bag of figs with onions.  Sounds weird, but it was actually really good.  Lil Dave was disappointed that bananas weren’t featured in their products.

We saw two restaurants.  Lee thought Pizzeria Restaurant looked good.

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The restaurant was located in a great square.  I really wish the USA had cool squares.

Ivan and I shared bruschetta, cucumber with mint and a vegetarian pizza.

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Lil Dave got a nice banana pizza.  The food was real good.

It was nice to check out the cool postcards and souvenirs.

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It was time to start driving to the next place which was Alcúdia Mar which was the marina.

Ivan, Lee, Louise, Lil Dave and I walked down to the marina.

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Lee and I had to use the toilet.  I really should have used the toilet at the restaurant before we left.  There was a short line for the port-a-potties.  I knew it was a bad idea since you could smell how much it reeked from outside.  I went in and it stank so bad.  The toilet wasn’t flushing, so there was tons of toilet paper just stuck in the toilet bowl.  I had to pee really bad though, so I had to go even though I just wanted to puke and get out of there.  That was the most disgusting thing I’ve seen in a toilet.  How can nobody clean this up? So gross.

We walked around the marina, but there wasn’t anything going on.  It would have looked prettier with better weather.

We stopped by an arcade.  Ivan, Lil Dave and Lee played a few games.

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Ivan and I bought a cute little sangria bottle which had a hat and castanets on it. I thought it would be a good souvenir for us.

It was time for our next destination which was Artà.  I was so tired since we didn’t sleep that much last night.  Lee and I fell asleep while Ivan drove.

When we reached Artà, Lee decided to stay in the car and sleep.  Ivan, Louise and I walked through the cute town and checked out the shops.  These towns have the best postcards.  I love sending postcards and try to pick good ones to send to my family and friends.

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The shops were once again very unique and quaint.

We all walked back to the car.

Lee seemed refreshed enough to drive.  I fell asleep again.  Lee drove us to a supermarket and picked up a bunch of things.

It was time to head back to Palma de Mallorca.  I’m glad we got to explore more of the island.  Too bad the weather didn’t clear up though.

We chilled back at the boat for awhile.  Ivan and I used the internet.

Lil Dave and Reggie the bear went out for dinner at Molly’s.  Reggie wanted to introduce Lil Dave to some of his bear friends.

Later, it was time for dinner.  I decided to get dressed up and wore the summer dress I recently bought in Ibiza.  We walked to Flanigan for dinner.  Ivan and I went to this restaurant our first day in Mallorca for lunch.

Everybody wanted paella since we didn’t get to have it the night before at the seafood restaurant.  Ivan ordered baby squid croquettes since they tasted great the other day.

The service was really slow tonight for some reason.  We all ordered paella.  Louise and Lee shared the mixed paella while we got seafood paella.

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Oh my god, it was the best paella I’ve ever had.  It’s slightly better than the one we had at Formentera Restaurant in Ibiza.  It was so moist and the seafood was delectable.  If you’re ever in Palma de Mallorca, you have to stop by Flanigan for their paella, tapas and apple pie.

I was really stuffed and forgot we already ordered the apple pie (It takes 30 minutes to make).  I’m glad we were sharing it, so we each had one slice.  It was so tasty as usual.

Lee was tired and wanted to go back.  We walked toward Ritzi Bar Lounge because the rest of us wanted to do something.  Ritzi was so quiet though and we didn’t feel like going to Magaluf.  So, we decided to call it a night.

05/26/13
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Seafood Magic

Ivan and I were waken up by Lee at 1:30 pm on May 26, 2013.  He wanted to know if we wanted to join him and Louise for lunch.  We said yes and got changed.

Lee and Louise had been up since 10:30 am.  We walked toward the sushi restaurant since Lee was craving sushi.

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We decided to check out Botanica Insolata which is a garden market which sells raw food, wooden decorations, flowers and plants.

We all sat down at Tahini.  The restaurant had a lunch special for 27 Euros, so we all decided to get it since it seemed like a good deal.

The appetizer was miso soup which came with fish along with the onions and tofu.  I thought it was alright.  I didn’t finish it since I knew a lot of food would be coming soon.  I don’t want to eat too much since I always seem to gain weight when I’m traveling.

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The sushi came out next which tasted pretty good.  Ivan didn’t want the chicken yakitori, so he got extra sushi.  I’m sure he was happy about that since he loves sushi.

The rest of the food came out next which was chicken yakitori, langostino tempura and noodles.  I really enjoyed the chicken yakitori probably since it’s been awhile since I’ve had it.

Dessert was up next which was a brownie filled with walnuts and vanilla ice cream.  It was a lovely dessert.

There are many cool shops in Puerto Portales.  I’m glad we got a chance to browse a few of them.  My favorite shop was definitely Insight.

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It’s filled with cool art, products and clothing.

I liked seeing the cool high heels like the hot pink spiked Christian Louboutin shoes.

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I would love to rock these shoes… but, they’re really expensive, very, very high heels and the heels look like that they might be uncomfortable. The extra height would be amazing. I would be over 5 foot then.

Lee thought it would be nice to walk around and check out all the boats.  It was cool to see the different styles of the boats and the cool names.  Some names are a bit lame like Sue Ellen or Sanity.  I prefer the cool ones like Flying Fox, XS and Dads Toy.

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Ivan, Lee, Louise and I headed back to the boat.  Lee and Louise went up to the deck to have a siesta (nap).  Ivan and I went to Wellies to use the internet.  There is a free connection on the port, but it doesn’t work on the boat.  You’d think the port would have an amazing connection considering how much the boat owner’s pay to park their boat at the port yearly.  The port should have strong routers along the port.

Ivan and I used the internet while we sipped on our espresso.  I worked on the blog.

We walked back to the boat.  Louise asked if we would like tea.  I said that would be amazing since it’s chilly out.  I was hoping it would warm me up a bit.  We chatted for awhile.  It’s so great to find people who are fun, cool, funny, laidback and don’t get offended easily.

Ivan did a few magic tricks and amazed Lee and Louise.

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I know the secrets to Ivan’s magic tricks and have seen the tricks performed many times – so I don’t usually watch too closely.  Unlike hypnosis, it gets repetitive.  Ivan does hypnosis which is a lot more fun since it’s always different since people have different personalities and imaginations.

Ivan and I bought colored streamers in Las Vegas to decorate the boat – one was the gay pride colors and the other was pink zebra print.  Ivan stuck some up, but did a poor job of it.. just scattered everywhere willy nilly.  I have decorated parties before with streamers.  So, I decided to decorate different areas on the boat which turned out looking cool.

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Kids passed by and wanted to come to our party.  I’m sure the parents saw the gay pride streamers and thought I’m sure you wouldn’t enjoy their gay party.  I wonder how the gay pride colors came about.  I’m thinking that a gay man thought Oh, I just love rainbows! and he was very creative and decided to decorate his house with the rainbow colors with flags and blankets and somehow it caught on like a house on fire.

Lil Dave the monkey and Reggie the bear went out to get some dinner.  Dave said there’s a cool restaurant where animals can have fun and dance to pop music during afterhours which is 10 pm.  I hope Lil Dave doesn’t start any trouble.  He can be a cheeky lil monkey sometimes,

Later that night, Ivan, Lee, Louise and I got a taxi to Puerto Adriano.  It’s another port where Lee actually was thinking about parking his boat.  The area was nice, but it has way too much concrete which probably looks very too industrial during the day.  It seems more like a rock quarry since it’s surrounded by rocks.  It was also eerily quiet there especially compared to Puerto Portales.

We walked around the port to find a nice restaurant for dinner.  We soon found out that most of the restaurants close at 10:30 pm.  A guy said that some of the restaurants do close at 11 pm, but he wasn’t sure which ones.

Ivan looked up that the port was designed by Philippe Starck.  It had a lot of brown wood and teak floors.  It was modern, but not as nice as other Starck’s designs that we’ve seen.  I did like the weird tree plants I saw amongst the shops and restaurant.

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We walked really fast to the first restaurant we saw earlier.  I hoped that it was still open.  Restaurant El Faro, which is a seafood restaurant, was still open, so we sat down.  Since it was kitchen was closing in 30 minutes, we had to order as fast as possible.  I think the chef really wanted to go home or something.  The waiter was adamant that we couldn’t get paella since it does take awhile to cook.  Ivan and Louise were disappointed since they thought paella sounded really good.  Oh, well.. I’m sure we can get some paella tomorrow.

Ivan and I shared three appetizers and one main course.  The octopus Galician style and the mussels in a Seaman’s sauce (I’m serious – check out the picture! hahaha) came out for our starters.

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The mussels was a huge portion especially since it was only an appetizer.  Ivan, Lee and I were sharing a bottle of red wine which turned out quite nice.

We chatted and had some laughs.

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Our main course came out which was a Mix “El Faro” (small fish, Padron peppers and fried calamari) and grilled tuna steak.  The food was so very tasty.

Lee wanted to head back since he didn’t feel good and he was tired.

Ivan asked somebody at the restaurant if they could call a cab for us.  We weren’t sure if we’d find a taxi since it was so quiet in the port.  The taxi came really fast and we left at 12:20 am.

Louise and Lee went to bed soon after while Ivan and I used the internet for awhile in our cabin before going to bed.

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05/25/13
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Mallorca

Ivan, Lil Dave and I had to wake up early at 11:40 am on May 25, 2013.  We packed up really fast before leaving the great Airbnb apartment. 

We walked outside of Dalt Vila Castle to look for a taxicab.  We got lucky and found one shortly in the street. 

The driver took us to the airport which is only a 10 minute ride away.

The plane arrived late, so Ivan and I played our Candy Crush Saga game on our phones.  There was a beautiful view from the airport of the sea.

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We walked to the runway to the small Iberia plane.  Ivan and I noticed that we could see the men putting on the luggage onto the plane. 

Our plane left at 2:25 pm.  We arrived at 3:05 pm in Mallorca, Spain. 

We got a taxi to Puerto Portals which is located in Palma de Mallorca. It’s a beautiful place with lots of pretty big boats and yachts.  Ivan and I wanted to grab a bite to eat before meeting Lee and Louise. 

Ivan checked out the restaurants Flanigan and Wellie’s.  He thought Wellie’s looked too English and decided that we should go to Flanigan instead.  Lil Dave got a few banana tapas..  Ivan and I shared a few tapas: fried eggs with fried squids on top, squid croquettes and anchovies and tomatoes on bread.  We also pre-ordered the apple pie which takes 30 minutes to cook.  It looks like it’s one of their specialties.  Ivan thinks this because it’s the only dessert listed on the menu.  It better be good for 11 Euros! 

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I’m not really sure why the menu said that the use of mobile phones compromises the preparation of the apple pie.  I thought maybe they were using a special oven that is interrupted by cell phone signals.  But, I thought more about it and thought it was just to stop annoying people from having loud conversations that nobody wants to listen to.

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The food was so tasty.  The apple pie came and It looked more like a crepe than a pie. 

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It was simply delicious.

At 5 pm, we walked along the port to find Lee’s boat.  A few months ago, Ivan’s friend Lee invited us to stay on his big boat for a few nights.  Louise waved to us when we were near the Lee’s boat which is named Encore. 

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Lee’s big boat is beautiful.  It has 3 bedrooms and a BBQ on the sun deck.  It looks brand new!  Lee really keeps the boat super clean.  Lee showed us around the boat and our room. 

Ivan thought it was a yacht, but apparently it’s a big boat.  I’m not sure what the definition of a yacht is.  But, according to The Free Dictionary website, a yacht is “Any of various relatively small sailing or motor-driven vessels, generally with smart graceful lines, used for pleasure cruises or racing.”  It sure sounds like it would be a yacht. 

It’s so surreal to be staying on this cool big boat or yacht… just so freaking cool really. 

Lee and Louise served up champagne with raspberries and we made a toast.  The champagne tasted lovely while sitting on the top deck of the boat.  It was great to catch up with Lee and Louise.  Louise is Lee’s ex-girlfriend.  She’s such a sweetheart and very pretty.

Ivan was talking about Magaluf which is a tourist area on the island of Mallorca.  It’s a place that’s well known for young British kids to go party.  It has gained the nickname Shagaluf – I’m sure you can figure out why.  I’m was definitely curious to see it since the closest I’ve seen would be West End in San Antonio, Ibiza. 

Lil Dave made friends with a little bear named Encore in our room.  The bear’s real name is Reggie, but Lee insists it’s Encore since it matches the boat name.  We even got towels with Encore stitched in them.  Cool!

We chilled out on the boat for awhile.  Ivan and I bought some pirate gear and even bought rum (since pirates LOVE rum!) for Lee. 

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He loved the pirate gear which included a pirate’s hat, sword, telescope, earring, eye patch and a bag with rum inside.  Ivan and Lee are alike in many ways since they’re both really immature and love to play jokes.  I found out later that people called them the Terrible Twins on their African Oasis trip a few years ago which is very fitting.  I was thinking Double Trouble.. but the Terrible Twins has a ring to it.  The fake clip-on earring made Lee look gay… so it’s probably not best to wear that out unless he wants some unwanted attention from gay guys. 

Everybody got ready to head out to Magaluf.  Ivan, Lee, Louise and I left in a taxi around 11:15 pm.  We dropped off Lil Dave and Reggie to the monkey area in Magaluf.  I hope Reggie keeps an eye on Lil Dave. 

Lee and Louise said it was a lot busier in Magaluf last weekend.  We got drinks at Stereo.  in Stereo, you buy one drink which gives you a free drink, a WKD drink and a shot.  The drinks were very watered down – no wonder it was so cheap! 

The WKD drink was a nice Smurf blue color. 

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If you want to know what the color blue tastes like, drink a WKD.

I saw a few hen parties (bachelorette parties) getting drinks at the bar and groups of British guys having fun. 

We headed up the street and it reminded me of a carnival since I saw a carnival ride up ahead. 

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It kind of looks like a poor man’s Vegas with the neon lights everywhere on the bars.. 

We ended up at Alex’s Bar which had go-go dancers.  I’m not sure how they dance outside in those skimpy outfits – it was so chilly out. 

There was a boxing match on against a British guy vs. a Finnish guy.  I think that’s why it was so quiet in Magaluf. 

I really liked the décor in the bar area.  It was very colorful and unique. 

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One British guy kept patting me on my head because he thought I was cute.  I do seem to attract attention since I’m super short (not even 5 feet tall!) and Asian.  There are not many Asian tourists in Spain. 

Ivan, Louise and I were hungry since we only had some chips earlier for a snack.  Lee wasn’t hungry for some reason.  Lee went to go visit his friends at the bar while we went to KFC for some grub.  Ivan and I each got a chicken wrap.  We definitely needed that.

A few minutes later, we got a taxi cab to Puerto Portales.  Lee went to go change.  He changes more than any girl I know.  Wow, it’s like he’s changing outfits for the Miss America pageant.  Lee said the bar we’re going to, everybody dresses up. 

We walked to Ritzi Bar Lounge.  Louise was right that it was pretentious in there.  Most people were dressed like they were headed to the nightclub.  The music was decent dance music. 

Ivan wanted to head back to the boat to get changed since he felt way underdressed.  He put on a nice dress shirt and I changed into a black v-neck.  Ivan thought my white t-shirt was too bright.  I wasn’t too bothered about what people thought about my outfit. 

We chatted, danced and had more drinks.  The DJ was drunk or something… he played the new Daft Punk song three times.  That’s not right!!  He did play most of REM’s song Losing My Religion.  I was happy since I remembered all the words (How does our brain keep all our favorite song lyrics?) and it reminded me of high school. 

Louise and I wanted to head back to the boat.  We all walked back to the boat at 4 am.  We had a great day, but now it was time to get some sleep.  Ivan and I watched a cheesy episode of The Wright Way before heading to sleep.

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